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At A Glance
Name: J. R. (Ralf) Lenz
DOB: 27 Nov 1977 (Age 48)
Birthplace: Green Bay, WI, USA
Residence: Bago City, Philippines
Clone Wars Quotes
Greed and fear of loss are the roots that lead to the tree of evil.

About Me

About Me

So, this is the part where you read what I write about myself, and assume that it's some sort of embellished drivel intended to capture the attention of would-be employers.

NOPE... well, maybe a little.

I began life as a normal, if slightly nerdy, kid from the Midwest. That soon changed, as I went through more than my fair share of childhood trauma (which, in retrospect, could be classified as "first world problems").

I have always had a passion for reading, for learning and studying new things, especially mathematics and science. The majority of my post-teenage life has been spent online, using the Internet. Some would call it an addiction or dopamine-seeking; in my case, it was self-education and long-term career development.

The Internet's "School of Hard Knocks" was IRC; I was a loyal and dependable student for well over a decade. Through it, I made lifelong friends (and probably a few enemies, too). I gained knowledge, experience, and awareness that have served me well throughout my tech career and international travels.

By my mid-30s, however, my time on IRC had largely come to an end, as I moved on to bigger and better things. My career has *mostly* flourished (with the obligatory extended job search periods that come with being a remote tech worker). I was a remote-work pioneer, as one of the initial generation of full-time VPN workers who set foot in the office less than 5 times in 8 years. While that changed, with management and directorial roles (as well as a brief return during the COVID-19 pandemic), I still enjoy making it possible for as many people to work from home as is possible, even if I can not.

Perhaps a bit late in life, I came upon the true meaning of work/life balance. As a parent, I take great pride in what my children learn, and who they are becoming as young people. While I have achieved many things as an individual, nothing gives me greater joy than the proud moments of fatherhood.